do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
God, I missed his penis.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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