have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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