i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
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