What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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