If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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