How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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