"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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