I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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