I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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