It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
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