Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Randomize
