Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
well you can't waste a boner
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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