I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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