Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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