No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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