Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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