Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
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Do I have a choice?
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These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Help me help you realize you are a moron
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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