i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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