I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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