Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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