I don't think brook has ever known best
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
this hospital has no fireball
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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