chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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