38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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