I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Randomize
