I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
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