Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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