I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
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