I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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