I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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