My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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