normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
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