I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
NoShamevember. You game?
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Randomize
