She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
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