AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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