And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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