So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I'm both gender and math confused
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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