ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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