somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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