just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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