I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Randomize
