dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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