Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I didn't notice because vodka
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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