wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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