he wants to bone in the snuggie
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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