You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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