I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
