he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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