I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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