it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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