Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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