i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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