Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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